Darren Taylor's infatuation for the employee named Persephone began three days after she put pen to paper on an employment contract.
Darren has convinced the young shop assistant that her life would be infinitely more satisfying with him in it. Although Darren possesses little imagination, his blunt attempt at courtship - flowers, chocolates and cuddly toys - has won the naïve Persephone over.
He did not think to mention that he is married.
Darren is kindly portrayed by Jack
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Darren Taylor
This @James_Venn sounds like a chump. Can't believe @yellow_scarves is wasting her time with this guy.
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Darren Taylor
RT @yellow_scarves: Listening to @James_venn explain how he walked out of work today. He's officially my hero. - how did you meet this guy?
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Darren Taylor
"Results 1 - 10 of about 486,000,000 for james" This may take a while.
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Darren Taylor
Googling.
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Darren Taylor
Are you going out on a date later @yellow_scarves Who's James?
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Darren Taylor
Six missed calls. After two, you would have thought Amanda would have given up.
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Darren Taylor
Writing up paper work on a certain misbehaving employee. Wish I didn't have to.
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Darren Taylor
You should have come for that drink then! @yellow_scarves
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Darren Taylor
Massive row with Amanda last night. Today better be a good day.
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Darren Taylor
You know I won't take that for an answer :p @yellow_scarves
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