Darren Taylor's infatuation for the employee named Persephone began three days after she put pen to paper on an employment contract.
Darren has convinced the young shop assistant that her life would be infinitely more satisfying with him in it. Although Darren possesses little imagination, his blunt attempt at courtship - flowers, chocolates and cuddly toys - has won the naïve Persephone over.
He did not think to mention that he is married.
Darren is kindly portrayed by Jack
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Darren Taylor
I have so many more jobs like that :) @yellow_scarves
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Darren Taylor
Oh dear. A small child has just been sick in the shop. Wonder who to pick for this wee task?
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Darren Taylor
Maybe it'll give you time to think about what you've done :) @yellow_scarves
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Darren Taylor
Preparing a lovely stack of work for @yellow_scarves to do when she gets in.
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Darren Taylor
Then you're probably going to have an awful day @yellow_scarves. See you at 12. :)
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Darren Taylor
Is that a definite no? @yellow_scarves
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Darren Taylor
RT: @yellow_scarves I hope today is a better day. <-- Depends if you want to go for a drink later.
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Darren Taylor
Thirty minutes! @yellow_scarves
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Darren Taylor
Where are you @yellow_scarves. Your lunch finished twenty minutes ago!
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Darren Taylor
RT @yellow_scarves I'm almost certain me and @James_Venn have just broken up! <-- Result.
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