Darren Taylor's infatuation for the employee named Persephone began three days after she put pen to paper on an employment contract.
Darren has convinced the young shop assistant that her life would be infinitely more satisfying with him in it. Although Darren possesses little imagination, his blunt attempt at courtship - flowers, chocolates and cuddly toys - has won the naïve Persephone over.
He did not think to mention that he is married.
Darren is kindly portrayed by Jack
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Darren Taylor
I could have taken him. It's nothing major and I've had worse. Let them live their sad lives together. Fine.
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Darren Taylor
Fantastic. That chump ex-boyfriend is walking out of the house. This should be interesting.
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Darren Taylor
@yellow_scarves I'm sitting outside your house. It's time we talked :)
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Darren Taylor
Aha. Addresses. Found it. Time to pay a visit to an old flame.
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Darren Taylor
In work early to look through some old employee files.
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Darren Taylor
Heard you're leaving Manchester? Good riddance to bad rubbish. @yellow_scarves
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Darren Taylor
I'm going to take your scarf home and give it to my wife. Did I not mention I was married? Oops. Must have slipped my mind. @yellow_scarves
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Darren Taylor
Your old boyfriend really is a wet lettuce isn't he? He came into the shop crying for you. @yellow_scarves
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Darren Taylor
Yeah, she got it @James_Venn. She won't be calling you though. She's seeing me now. If I see you again, there will be trouble.
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Darren Taylor
Are you the James who just came into my shop looking for Persephone? @James_Venn
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